dogs playing poker

If dogs could play poker, I think it’s fairly obvious that a bulldog would win. They have the best poker face. If I were a bulldog playing poker, I would try to play against a bunch of dalmations – they seem to be the most simple minded of all the dog breeds, and I’d take em for all they had. I’d be worried about going head to head with a Jack Russell though – those little guys are wily, and probably excellent bluffers. I would have to find one of those best online poker deals sites to practice on, and a computer keyboard that could handle my paws. In time….in time.